A Drabble is a story that is exactly 100 words long.
My code is so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes.
My progress reports are so sharp they cut diamonds.
My packets fly through the network at top speed and never falter.
To gaze upon my user interface is to gaze upon the face of heaven.
My coworkers adore me.
My bosses wish they still possessed skills as unique as mine.
No one can quarrel or be vexed in my presence.
I never eat the last cookie or the first piece of cake and I always refill the coffee pot.
This ends my self evaluation for the year ending 2011.